ELDORET MEN GET SOME COURTESY!!๐Ÿ’„

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This blog doesn’t intend to serve as a mockery or self destruction of ones nocturnal characters but a true reflection of the underground and hidden character traits of self-proclaimed celebs around E-town!

Eldoret boys are first graduating from Grade one to grade two instead of transforming from boyhood to manhood. Where did this term Eldoret boy originate? I’m seated at one of the joints around town enjoying a cool fragrance of mandago air when I get a text from an unknown number saying,

Kwani unafikiria kutuma screenshot za conversation zetu kwa group inakufanya mwanume? You are a boy! In fact an Eldoret Boy

!


What? Who is she? This marks the beginning of screenshot photographers, a big deal in all WhatsApp groups in town. Anything that cooks in “Club Signature” sinks in the hearts of “Club 24” real quick or maybe lands in the hands of “The legs of Eldoret” wasn’t meant to be humorous though.

So I’m down on the groups and the blogs digging deep for the reasons why ladies are out of town saying eldoret got no taste. Claims are everywhere that Eldoret got no men, that it’s full of small boys who gossip and compete with women. No wonder boutique and hair saloons in town are prospering businesses. 


I meet a friend, a female friend she asks me for a cup of coffee, we storm into maggies-the war restaurant-she recites me of an encounter with one celeb in town. “Lazo these guys hawana anything, I used to feed this guy but akienda timba he forgets nimeenda comfy night shift. I hustle hard but she brings women in my bedsitter not even ” our” hawana courtesy kabisa. So I don’t take her claims seriously because I assume ladies are always bitter after a breakup.

It’s a cold evening, we decide to buy milk at Khetias supermarket the nearest shopping place. I meet my favourite runway queen, she isn’t in a good mood but claims she wants to talk to me, she is feeling moist. “Lazo nataka kuongea na wewe, it’s urgent. Twende kwangu please.” We are at her place, she’s crying. “Imagine aliniambia atabonga na majudges nipewe crown. Nilimpea dooh yangu yote, nimekosana na boy wangu sahii sijui nifanye nini! Amekaa hapa kwangu last week yote, nimemfeed, nimemfulia manguo hadi boxers! Sijui nianzie wapi aki Lazo!” I totally understand nothing upto that point. I’m lost in her stories so I try to connect ideas and stories. It rings in my minds the fact a recently beauty pageant that was recently held in town. So it was him? But why?


My research leads me to this conclusion, that a lady in love will do anything to keep you, but the moment you deny her the trust and show her your back while she was giving you A to Z, is total sign of immature infections. Take her out, make her spend nights at your place, make her start using your Versman and let her forget her Nivea. Make her miss you. A good celebrity is he who boards a cab from workplace at 4 in the morning to his house alone! Without a bride! 


I’m outta here! Go get the lessons from yoh grandma!

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Published by Apparently Lazo

Digital Marketing Coach- Nairobi Kenya.

13 thoughts on “ELDORET MEN GET SOME COURTESY!!๐Ÿ’„

  1. Well, i personally agree with you, eldoret has nothing to offer when it comes to men or lets say “boys”,, i have alot to write about this but let me leave it here fisrt, thank you for shedding the light, thought i was the only one having the same thought,, good work

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  2. Well, i personally agree with you, eldoret has nothing to offer when it comes to men or lets say “boys”,, i have alot to write about this but let me leave it here fisrt, thank you for shedding the light, thought i was the only one having the same thought,, good work

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  3. why do ladies trust you so much young lady bullshitter … acheni kutublame for your mistakes … half yetu hatuna tabia zenu

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  4. I think this is total crap,a man gotta do what a man gotta do…and PS are you the only real man in eldoret huh???why are girls confiding in you???birds of the same feathers flock together

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  5. ‘Claims are everywhere that Eldoret got no men, that itโ€™s full of small boys who gossip and compete with women.’ This i totally agree with, there is an upper echelon reserved for very few people though, most of whom are rarely seen and always strive kuwa ‘chini ya maji.’ Despite having a lot of fakes, there are some real niggaz too.

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  6. currently at Nakuru but I’m from Eldy na sipendi venye mnabonga bout Eldy vibaya hvo, hao madem ndio hawafiki ligi yetu,na tena sisi tunajua tabia zao that’s why we never floss with them, haha so wasishinde hapa kusema ati Eldy gat no men ๐Ÿšฎ

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